(Sidenote: Jay is concerned that this blog is going to "blow-up" with readership and that his career may be ruined if his company realizes what a goofball he is. If so, Jay, I apologize, and you are more than welcome to stay in our basement/ future "man-cave", if needed.)
Enough disclaimers. Let's get to business.
This is Cornelia, David's sister. And therefore, my sister-in-law.
We call her Corn Dog.
You could probably deduce that David's mom loves her quite a lot, based on the fact that she is her daughter. But, just in case you are looking for some hard evidence, let me share some of her Glamour Shots with you: