Tuesday, March 30, 2010

We are too young for this.

There is no experience that compares to being in the dish detergent aisle of Publix, seriously contemplating whether or not it would really be worth it to buy the generic brand, when you notice a slight humming sound approaching you.  It is faint at first, but then you notice that it is slowly getting louder.  You shake off your intense concentration and look up to see THIS--very slowly--rounding the corner and moving towards you.

"THIS" being your 27-year-old husband.

In a grocery store scooter.

Cause his foot has been paralyzed for 6 weeks.

[Please note: This was not just any grocery-scooter.  This was also the slowest moving electronic device in the history of the world.]

I thought it was hilarious.  David was stone-cold serious.

And, after David had finally made his selections (oreos & carpet cleaner) and had unloaded his items in the check-out line, the scooter flat-out DIED.  

David.  On a Broke-Down Scooter.  Stuck in the middle of the check-out line.

People actually had to move them (David and scooter) out of the way.

1 comment:

Hannah D said...

I am seriously laughing out loud & Owen is looking at me like I'm a crazy person (...well, maybe that's not the reason, but that's what I'm going to go with...) Seriously Cannons...only ya'll, only ya'll! TOO FUNNY!


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